Panicking and texting your ex at 2 AM after they send a d...

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1. You're a cheater and I have a video of you saying you slept with Mark—don't act surprised.
2. You're actually insane if you think I'll let you smear me for clout, you narcissistic worm.
3. Clout? I edited the draft and it literally says 'I slept with Mark'—own your mess.
4. It's a deepfake and you know it, stop being a deranged fame addict.
5. Deepfake or not, you sound identical and the caption will burn you.
6. You created it, didn't you? Congrats, psycho, enjoy your viral lies.
7. I didn't create it; someone sent me the file with your face and confession.
8. That's your excuse? Classic coward, always passing the blame like a toddler.
9. Pass the blame? I have metadata and edit timestamps proving I had to stitch it together.
10. Metadata can be faked, genius; you dug my voicemail and weaponized it.
11. I didn't 'dig' voicemail, the clip is public enough and I refuse to cover your cheating.
12. Refuse to cover? You're the one selling my life for followers, disgusting.
13. Selling? Cute—I'm posting in ten minutes with captions that'll bury you.